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The Field Guide to F*CKING: A Hands-on Manual to Getting Great Sex

"Emily Dubberley is a refreshing and thorough coach, taking students by the hand and various other parts of their anatomy in this most crucial area of human interaction. The Field Guide to F*CKING is a valuable new take on the subject, giving life lessons in life-making (if you're not careful about it). So many treatises of this kind are dreary and dull but this has a wit and sparkle to keep the reader, ahem - eager student, happily at his of her education. It reminds one of the Survivor's Guide series, actually brimming with facts and unusual 'I never knew that's', but a rollicking fun read too, to keep you riveted."—Robert Page, Member AASECT, SSSS, WAS and BASE, and Creator and Producer of the award winning Lovers' Guide, the world's number one brand for sex and relationships

"In these liberated times, we students of the wonderful subject of Sex might think we know it all. But if we want to gain true mastery of our subject we will want to not only hone our practical skills, but also need be totally au fait with the underpinning of theory - to know about the latest research, explore new understandings, and benefit from the plethora of studies that have been done on the topic in recent years. It can seem a daunting task - but sexpert Emily Dubberley has made that task easy and enjoyable. In her new book The Field Guide to F*CKING, she uses the 'study guide' model to pack in the facts, expose the fictions and tell us absolutely everything we need to know about our special topic. Every page contains not only full coverage of the basics, but a whole heap of little-known facts, new insights and inspirational suggestions. And all this done it in such a humorous way that one is left smiling while all the time learning. Thought you'd seen it all with sex manuals? Well, now you have!"—Susan Quilliam, coauthor of The Joy of Sex, published by Octopus

Field guides to birds, bees, and trees abound. However, until now, there has been no handy reference to the wildest creature of all (the horny human) in his natural habitat (the bedroom).

The Field Guide to F*CKING is a hilarious encyclopedia that shows how to identify physical characteristics and bizarre seduction rituals of the creatures that are likely to be encountered during sexual forays. Hey, even members of the same species can have anatomical differences, right? What does one do when encountering a mushroom-headed penis or a hooded clit? Each entry cross-references which techniques for fucking go best with each genital size, shape, and quirk. For example, if you run across a large, thick penis, avoid positions where the female's legs are over her head—unless she doesn't mind having her cervix bumped.

The Field Guide to F*CKING teaches you how to map out your partner's primary erogenous zones and decode sexual signals based on body language, kissing, and touch techniques. Sex has attracted many adventurers in search of its oft-elusive pleasures. The Field Guide to F*CKING is your indispensable guide to navigating the rocky terrain of mating and seduction with ease.

 
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Halaman: 144 / 145
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contents
Introduction:

Understanding the Complexities of CoitUs
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Chapter 1:

Approaching the Field

sUrprises in BasiC anatomy
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Chapter 2:

The Best Ways to Find an Appropriate Research Partner

developing an Understanding of the
opposite sex to assist with mating strategies
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Chapter 3:

A Hands-on Approach to Mating Rituals

gaining an awareness of manUal-genital Congress teChniqUes
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Chapter 4:

Understanding Oral-Genital Congress

oral stimUlation of the genital region
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Coitus Complexitus Improvedicus

available options in penetrative vaginal coitus
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Chapter 6:

Coitus Prohibitus for the Fun of It

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Chapter 8:

Advanced Studies fo r the Impassioned Student

Fetishistic behaviors to enhance sexual varietY
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Certificate of Graduation 141
Resources 142
Acknowledgments 143
About the Autho r 144

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Introduction:

Understanding the
Complexities of Coitus
The act of copulation has long attracted keen scholars
eager to understand its secrets. Psychologists,
neurologists, and doctors have all sought to explain
the complex Homo sapiens mating ritual. It is also an
area of research that attracts millions of lay scholars,
with many selflessly conducting exhaustive field
studies to hone their own comprehension of the topic.
This text draws on both academic and anecdotal
studies to examine every aspect of male-female
coitus, presenting a detailed guide to this most
valued—and feared—part of human behavior.
When searching for a mate, humans engage in
numerous behaviors rarely seen elsewhere in the
animal kingdom: using sexual signifiers as base as
pointing the fingers toward the genital region or as
sophisticated as linguistic trickery to lure a mate;
using clothing to indicate sexual preferences (see
the eminent report Short Skirts and Low-Cut Tops

as a Predictor of Mating Success); and, of course,
engaging in the bizarre practices known as oral
and manual coitus.
Brave researchers have nobly given their bodies
and minds to science in a selfless quest to help the
amateur scientist enjoy a more thorough understanding of copulatory habits. However, reading about the
act alone is not enough to understand its complexity.
Eager scholars should be willing to enter the field
themselves, carrying out vigorous and exhaustive
studies in order to truly come to grips with the subject.
Gaining research subjects can be an issue for the
neophyte student. However, initial research can be
conducted on a solo basis, allowing scholars to gain a
basic understanding of the area from which to develop
their skills. Please ensure that you wash your hands
before proceeding to chapter 1.

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without covering those all-important first bases. before it is possible to master
the complexities of the most intimate interpersonal interaction known to man,
students first need to get to know an individual who will give 100 percent
accurate feedback.

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Finding a suitably honest study partner requires a
more developed skill set than the average beginner
will be able to muster. However, self-study has long
been a part of the scientific tradition, and it allows
research to commence without any requirement for
complex background work.
Ensuring laboratory conditions are hygienic
is essential. Use alcohol wipes or soap and water
to clean the hands, making sure that all soap is
thoroughly removed before exploration commences.

solo exploration:
a hands-on approach
Although keen students may have practiced amateur
exploration of the genital region, the objective of this
investigation is not climax, but rather comprehension.
Understanding the way in which one’s own genitalia is
structured, and the anomalies that may be found in
each individual, opens the scholar’s mind to differences with potential research partners.

Although physical sensation may serve as a
distraction to the undisciplined scholar, students who
are keen to graduate with the very highest honors
should ensure that they pay equal attention to the
visual aspect of exploration. This is innately easier
for male students, but female scholars can easily
complete the assignment with the addition of a hand
mirror. Shaving the pubis prior to exploration may also
assist in categorizing the genitals, allowing an
unfettered view of the area.
Should any arousal occur during the exploratory
process, simply remove your hands until the danger of
climax has passed. Alternatively, you may use the
masturbatory process as a method of gaining extra
credit by observing the effects of arousal, plateau,
and climax upon the genital region.
Should you choose this option, pay particular
attention to any genital sensitivity once climax has
been reached, as an awareness of one’s own sensitivities at every stage of coitus will prove useful when
proceeding to research with a study partner.

Contraindications
The sexual scholar is often stigmatized. As such, it is essential to conduct these experiments in
private. Do not inform your next of kin. Ensure that the laboratory is sealed to prevent any interruptions. Should the experiment carry danger of extreme vocal response, with no soundproofed study
area available, consider investing in a gag or biting a pillow.

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establishing phYsical
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region: the Female sex organs
General anatomy

clitorial hood

labia majora

Clitoral hood. The clitoral hood, the female
equivalent to the foreskin, protects the delicate
clitoris from the worst excesses of manhandling.
It generally retracts as a woman becomes more
aroused. Do not assume direct stimulation of the
clitoral tip is always welcome. Test the area gently
before proceeding further.
An understanding of the role of the clitoral hood
in sexual congress may help a scholar receive the
ultimate accolade of multiple orgasms. However, this
is a significant challenge that researchers should not
embark upon without a comprehensive initial study of
the area, because of the myriad variations in clitoral
response. Some students may find direct stimulation
of the clitoris creates a painful rather than pleasurable
response from the recipient.

clitoris

labia minora

Vaginal opening

Anal opening

Figure 1: The female sex organs

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mons. This fatty area of tissue above the clitoris
offers the willing student an excellent starting position
when initiating manual congress. By stimulating the
mons with a cupped hand, the clitoral hood retracts,
giving easy access to the most densely nerve-packed
area of the female genitalia.

Clitoris. Although the clitoris has been the topic of
much debate (see Negative Attitudes Toward Asking
for Directions: Male Clitoral Issues Explained), it is an
area worthy of extensive study. Situated above the
vagina and labia minora, it responds to stimulation
by swelling. Studies have found that each clitoris
differs in its response to stimulation (see Two Hundred
Women and Every One Different: Why Men Are
Screwed). Some respond to firm pressure. Others
are best approached with a light touch. Vibration
can be anathema or the ideal. More research into
this area is required.

VaGina. Although the vagina tends to attract the
most interest from the male student, it is often
ignored by the female student in favor of the clitoris
and secondary erogenous zones. The vagina is less
sensitive than the clitoris, meaning penetration
alone is unlikely to lead to female climax. However,
by understanding this area thoroughly, the female
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Tightness of the vagina varies from woman to
woman. In addition, some women have smoother
vaginas than others, possibly as a result of muscle
tone. All vaginas are elastic and expand during
arousal. However, different women respond differently
to the feeling of being stretched. Some enjoy it, while
others find it extremely uncomfortable. This is a key
area to focus on during self-stimulation, as it will aid
in the process of finding an ideal genital match.
Also, it is worth exploring the absence or
presence of a G-spot (see G-Spot), as understanding
this elusive area can often open the door to vaginal
penetration–induced climax. In addition, it also
gives key indicators as to the perfect penis for
personal enjoyment.
Note for the male scholar: Regardless of the lack of
nerve endings, the psychological sense of well-being
that many female scholars get from vaginal penetration
by a partner should not be overlooked. However, it is
best not to bring this up should a female partner
complain about any lack of satisfaction during coitus.

CerVix. The cervix is located at the back of the

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vagina and feels round when touched with a finger.
Approach the cervix gently because some women find
cervical stimulation painful; others find it adds an
exciting edge to coitus. Should manual dexterity be
limited, students may find it easier to stimulate the
cervix, for research purposes, using a vibrator. The
resourceful student can gain extra credit by opting for
a vibrator with a curved tip because this can also be
used to locate the G-spot.

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Note for the male scholar: As a women becomes
more aroused, her cervix tilts back to ease penetration. However, deep penetration will still stimulate the
cervix. This should not automatically be perceived as
positive (see Harder, Faster, Deeper, Ouch!—A
Qualitative Analysis of Maximum Penetration).

G-spot. Rumors of the G-spot’s extinct status are
rife. However, many female lay scholars claim to have
a thorough understanding of this unusual anatomical
anomaly. Found between one-third and two-thirds
the way up the vagina, on the front wall, toward the
stomach rather than the anus, the G-spot is most easily
stimulated with a curved sexual stimulation device
or crooked finger beckoning upward. New research
suggests that the G-spot is linked to female ejaculation. The researchers were required to wear raincoats.

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were running out of topics to write about, the A-zone
is found on the back wall of the vagina, a bit higher
than where the G-spot is on the front wall. Correctly
stimulated, it will cause strong vaginal contractions.
Note for the male scholar: Incorrect stimulation
of the A-zone can lead to a slap.

Variations in Female Genital struCture
Whereas the discussed criteria can be applied to
female genitalia in general, a high degree of variation
exists between individual genitals. They can differ
not only in appearance, but also in sensitivity, size of
constituent parts, and of course, levels of hygiene and
grooming. All these factors can influence the way the
genitals should be approached.
Later assignments will cover specific sexual
techniques to suit the genitalia with which students
are confronted. However, it is also worth categorizing
one’s own genitalia to assist with identifying the ideal
genital match. Ideal genital pairings should take into
account all of the following factors, but they are
merely a guide from which you can make your own
ideal genital match assessment based on the exact
criteria of your own genitals.

size and shape of the clitoris
The clitoris varies massively in size, from a barely
visible dot to a miniature penis. In July 1992, The
Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology published a
study based on the examination of two hundred
women. It found:

• The average crosswise width of the clitoral glans
was 3.4 mm (0.13 inch), with a range of 2.4 to
4.4 mm (0.09 to 0.17 inch).
• The average lengthwise width was 5.1 mm
(0.20 inch), with a range of 3.7 to 6.5 mm
(0.15 to 0.26 inch).
• The average total clitoral length including the
glans and body was 16.0 mm (0.63 inch), with a
range of 11.7 to 20.3 mm (0.46 to 0.80 inch).
• The clitoral index (CI), which took into account the
clitoral glans’s lengthwise and crosswise widths,
was 18.5 mm2 (0.03 inch2).
The study found no correlation between weight,
height, or use of oral contraceptives and clitoral size.
However, women who had given birth had “significantly
larger measurements.”
To establish the size of your clitoris, use a hand
mirror and a piece of dental floss. Stretch the dental
floss carefully over the area first widthwise, then lengthwise, being careful not to press the floss down on the
sensitive clitoris, and measure the floss each time.
Repeat the study after applying stimulation using
manual or battery-assisted pleasuring techniques. The
clitoris engorges during arousal, and knowing the level
of difference between flaccid and erect states can
inform your decision about optimal coital positions.
Next, move on to observation using the hand
mirror. The shape of the clitoris varies from woman
to woman. Although increased androgen levels in
the womb can lead to a more phallic structure, this
is perfectly natural. Racial heritage may also play a
part in the shape of the genitalia, which can lead to
insecurity in non-Caucasian women as most anatomy
books (and indeed, adult media) are based on
Caucasian ideals.

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Small
Clitoris. Although a small clitoris may
be hard to find, this is easily rectified with thorough
communication. Masturbating in front of a partner
will easily identify the area that he should focus on.
In addition, this helps build a bond between partners
and can act as precoital stimulation for the male.
Should clitoral stimulation prove difficult through
coitus, providing the male with a vibrating cock ring
may help increase stimulation. In addition, manual
stimulation of your own clitoris during coitus will help
increase the chance of satisfaction. Further, mating
with a male who has an insensitive penis can prolong
the act, which may be beneficial.

A small clitoris may be more easily stimulated
with a large penis, because this will stretch the clitoral
hood over the clitoris, offering indirect stimulation.
However, this choice should be balanced against
clitoral sensitivity, because a small but sensitive
clitoris may find such stimulation too intense.
Cunnilingus is encouraged, as the tongue is
considerably more sensitive than the fingers and,
as such, may be able to identify the appropriate
area more easily.
Ideal match: large penis, mildly insensitive or
insensitive penis

medium clitoriS. A medium-size clitoris should
be relatively easy to stimulate manually, orally, and
during coitus. Optimum positions include missionary,
woman on top, and coital alignment technique (also
known as CAT). See chapter 5, Coitus Complexitus
Improvedicus, for further information.
As with a small clitoris, additional stimulation may
be gained by using a vibrating cock ring during coitus.
Solo stimulation is also encouraged. Cunnilingus, too,
offers many joys.
Ideal match: medium or large penis

large clitoriS. A woman blessed with a large
clitoris is likely to find coitus more pleasurable than
her less endowed sisters. A large clitoris can be
stimulated in most sexual positions, either through the
rubbing of the male’s shaft against the clitoris during
the missionary position or through manual stimulation
from either party during rear-entry sexual intercourse.
Cunnilingus can incorporate a greater variety of
techniques (see chapter 4, Understanding OralGenital Congress), as can manual-genital contact.
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A clitoris that projects more than is traditionally
depicted is nothing to be ashamed of and, indeed,
lends itself more easily to stimulation during penetrative coitus. While you are making a note of your
clitoral size and shape, observe the color of the clitoris
both before and after stimulation. It will darken as it
becomes aroused because of the rush of blood to the
area. This is purely academic but allows the keen
student to gain a vivid picture of her sexual anatomy
during arousal.
Regardless of the size or shape of the clitoris,
pleasure can be gained through correct stimulation
(assuming there are no medical disorders, including
psychological, to take into consideration).
Although some students may feel insecure as a
result of their findings, it is worth bearing in mind
that there is no such thing as “normal.” A functional
clitoris is the gatekeeper of orgasm and, as such, is
to be appreciated regardless of its size.

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In addition, locating the clitoris may be easier
for the unsophisticated male, making such females
ideal for the neophyte student. However, it is not
deemed polite to question a woman about her genital
dimensions until you have had at least three dates.
Seeking pictorial evidence is also unlikely to garner
the desired result. Instead, it is simply a case of being
grateful for whatever you’re given, a state that many
males will already be familiar with.
Ideal match: small or medium penis, sensitive or
responsive penis

sensitivity of the clitoris
The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings; compare
this to 4,000 nerve endings in the penis, which are
obviously spread over a wider area. As such, women
are capable of experiencing more intense sensations
than men, assuming the male is capable of locating
this nerve-rich area in the first place.
It should be noted that the clitoral area is inclined
to be sensitive as a result of this nerve density, so the
approach should be tailored accordingly. Indeed,
biology may well preclude hard, fast stimulation, as
desired by the majority of males, and call for gentler
treatment. Any male who is sexually sophisticated
enough to acknowledge males and females require a
different approach is liable to score highly. However,
levels of clitoral sensitivity do vary among women.
To test your sensitivity, start by stroking the clitoris
with a lubricated finger, through the clitoral hood. If
this causes no discomfort, retract the clitoral hood
gently by pressing the heel of the hand into the pubic
mound. Now touch the tip of the clitoris directly. Stop
if it is remotely painful.

To further explore levels of sensitivity, use a bullet
vibrator with multiple speed settings. Start with the
mildest setting and repeat this experiment. Repeat as
you cycle through the settings, stopping when direct
stimulation becomes uncomfortable.
An extremely sensitive clitoris will find all but
manual touch through the clitoral hood uncomfortable. A sensitive clitoris will generally be able to
cope with mild vibrator settings applied through the
clitoral hood. A responsive clitoris will respond eagerly
to mid-level stimulation, while a mildly insensitive
clitoris may require higher vibrator settings. An
extremely insensitive clitoris may require the highest
vibrator settings or retraction of the clitoral hood.
Again, none of these categorizations are right
or wrong, desirable or undesirable. However, by
understanding your level of clitoral sensitivity, you
can tailor sexual activities to achieve the most
pleasurable results.

extremely sensitiVe Clitoris. An extremely
sensitive clitoris can limit sexual activity. However,
with appropriate treatment, it is still entirely possible
to have enjoyable sexual interactions. Manual sex
should not be attempted without lubricant. In
addition, it is recommended that you place your hand
either underneath or on top of your partner’s as he
stimulates you so you can control the amount of
pressure that is used.
Cunnilingus should only be attempted if the male
is extremely clean-shaven and should focus more on
lapping than suction (see chapter 4, Understanding
Oral-Genital Congress, for further information).
Coitus should ideally avoid clitoral contact.
Therefore, rear-entry positions are likely to be the
most effective.

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encounter issues similar to an extremely sensitive
clitoris. However, coitus may be possible in a greater
variety of positions. Woman on top is ideal, as it allows
the female to control the level of clitoral stimulation
by angling her body appropriately. Manual contact
should only be attempted with lubricant, and again,
a level of guidance is recommended. Cunnilingus
should be extremely gentle and suction should
be avoided.

toys should be incorporated into manual and
oral-genital congress. Additional stimulation may be
required in the form of talking dirty or watching an
adult film. Furthermore, women (and some men)
often respond to reading erotic literature or hearing it
read out loud by a partner. Note that these activities
should not be saved purely for females with a mildly
insensitive clitoris but are more likely to be required
in this case.
Ideal match: large penis, mildly insensitive or
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responsiVe Clitoris. A responsive clitoris can
be stimulated in multiple coital positions. In addition,
most cunnilingus and manual stimulation techniques
can be used.
Ideal match: responsive penis

mildly insensitiVe Clitoris. A mildly
insensitive clitoris may require the addition of a
vibrating cock ring or manually controlled bullet
vibrator to ensure coitus results in climax. Similarly,

extremely insensitiVe Clitoris. As with a
mildly insensitive clitoris, the extremely insensitive
clitoris may require additional mental stimulation in
order to rouse it. CAT with the male wearing a vibrating
cock ring offers the optimum level of clitoral stimulation during coitus (see chapter 5, Coitus Complexitus
Improvedicus). Oral and manual techniques should
involve toys in addition to the hands or tongue.
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Symmetry and the Genitals
the other; and many people have more developed muscles on either their left or their right side.
Therefore, applying such criteria to the genitalia is not worthy of consideration. It is mentioned
purely to dispel the myth of “perfect” genitals.

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size and shape of labia
As with the clitoris, the labia can vary in size and
shape. Although adult films frequently depict small
and neat heart-shaped inner and outer labia, many
women have wrinkled labia with a less symmetrical
shape. The labia minora may protrude below the
level of the labia majora, which, again, can lead to
insecurity in the female species. However, unless
there is any medical reason for surgery, this is not
something to be concerned about. Indeed, some
cultures throughout history have idealized larger
labia, leading to practices that aim to stretch the
labia more extremely. This is not recommended
without medical supervision.
As far back as 1932, American obstetrician
Robert Latou Dickinson reported wide variation in
labial size. Whereas 87 percent of women had labia
that were 2 cm (0.75 inch) in width, he claimed to
have examined a woman’s labia minora that measured
7.5 cm (3 inches) on each side, 15 cm (6 inches)
tip to tip when spread open, and almost 11.5 cm
(4.5 inches), or 23 cm (9 inches) tip to tip, in length
when placed under moderate tension. He further
reported five cases that measured between 5 and
7.5 cm (2 and 3 inches) when spread open.
To measure your labia, use the same floss
technique as for clitoral measurement. First measure
the outer labia, then the inner labia. Although the
labia have less bearing on coitus than the clitoris
does, extended labia may be wrapped around the
penis prior to intercourse for an exciting variation
on standard masturbation, which offers both parties
equal sexual pleasure.
In addition to size and level of protuberance,
the labia can vary in shape, with some being more
curled than others. As the labia fill with blood,
these folds stretch out, meaning that this has little
bearing on coitus. However, getting to know every
area of your genitals allows for thorough comprehension of the subject.

Indeed, all studies into genitalia perfection to
date, based on analyzing visual depictions in adult
media, have had to be curtailed, as the researchers
ran out of tissues. Further field studies in lap-dancing
clubs also had to be curtailed because of researcher
bias (see Boobs, Bums, Legs, or Something in
Between: An Analysis of Male Sexual Desires, by
Hermitage Shank, MD).

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Although little research has been conducted in
the area, popular opinion asserts that the vagina is
generally 7.5 to 10 cm (3 to 4 inches) deep in a
nonaroused state and stretches during arousal to
accommodate the penis. However, some women
prefer deeper penetration than others, regardless of
the level to which the vagina easily stretches (see
How Deep Is Your Love? In Search of the Perfect
Pounding: An Ethnographic Approach, by Jilly
Love, MD).
To test your capacity for penetration, start by
stimulating yourself to near climax. Then use a phallic
vibrator to penetrate yourself to optimum levels. This
may take some time, and indeed, gradually increasing
the depth of penetration will be more effective than
aiming for the cervix at first thrust. Once optimal
penetration has been identified, measure the depth
to which the vibrator has penetrated. This gives an
indication of the ideal length of penis for your vagina,
though you should take into account girth and shape
as well.
While conducting this test, it is worth checking the
cervix’s sensitivity to pressure. Gently nudge the
vibrator against the cervix, only increasing pressure if
it creates a pleasurable sensation. If the cervix is
sensitive, this is worth considering when choosing a
position for coitus (see chapter 5, Coitus Complexitus
Improvedicus).
To establish the desired girth of a partner, either
invest in inexpensive toys of different girths or buy an
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may find coitus uncomfortable in rear-entry positions.
Instead, missionary position is recommended, with
the legs flat on the bed to minimize the depth of
penetration. Woman-on-top positions are also good
because they put the woman in control. Manual
stimulation should take a second place to oral
stimulation, as a woman with a shallow vagina may
well be less likely to crave deep penetration as part
of the precoital routine.
Ideal match: small penis, mildly sensitive or extremely
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medium VaGina. This allows for a range of most
sexual positions and techniques. However, should
penetration become uncomfortable, take steps to
minimize discomfort when choosing positions (see
Shallow Vagina).
Ideal match: medium penis, responsive penis

deep VaGina. A woman with a deep vagina is liable
to enjoy “porn star sex” more than a woman who has
less depth. Rear-entry positions offer the greatest
potential for maximum penetration. In addition, if the
female arches her back, this is likely to increase the
intensity. Approaching from the rear with a vibrator or
fingers during manual stimulation is also likely to be
well received.
Ideal match: large penis, mildly insensitive or
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Tightness of the Vagina
The vagina varies in tightness depending on both
individual biology and muscular definition. Although
a “tight” vagina is held up as the physical ideal, this
is a stereotype that doesn’t always ring true: a man
with a large phallus may find penetration uncomfortable, and a tight vagina may also be difficult to
penetrate if the male isn’t extremely hard.
Further, the medical condition of vaginismus,
which causes the vagina to tighten up to such a level
that it is impenetrable, can negate the opportunity for
coitus altogether. Should this condition be in evidence,
it is essential to seek medical care, which can involve
both physical and psychological treatment.
However, medical issues aside, as a general rule,
more toned vaginal muscles will allow for greater
friction during coitus, which can enhance satisfaction
for both parties involved. Good muscular control
will also allow the female to flex her muscles during
copulation, which can add pleasure to the experience.
As such, it is worth including vaginal toning as part
of a general exercise routine. This is particularly
important if a woman has given birth, as the birthing
process can lead to vaginal slackening.
Kegel exercises, named after the doctor who
created them, entail flexing and releasing the vaginal
muscles. There are numerous pelvic toning devices
available to help with this process, some of which are
simply weights to be held in the vagina; others work on
the basis of resistance, in a similar way to thigh toners
but on a considerably smaller scale.
Alternatively, the female scholar may opt to first
identify the muscles by inserting a finger into the
vagina and flexing her vaginal muscles until they
contract around the finger or by sitting on the toilet
and attempting to hold back the flow during urination.
However, the latter technique should be used purely as
a means of identifying which set of muscles to exercise
because regular attempts to control the flow of urine in
this way may lead to kidney infections.

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measure the toy to take a note of your findings. Should
the girth be larger than the majority of males, you may
wish to consider using toys in addition to a phallus
during coitus. This should be introduced on the basis
of vibration rather than size to ensure that the male
study partner remains motivated.

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some scholars maY be unable to Find the g-spot at all.
this will not cost You anY credits.
Once the muscles have been identified, the
female student should exercise daily, with a minimum
of ten contractions. First clench the muscles, and
then hold them for a count of ten before slowly letting
the muscles relax back to the resting position. Not
only will this exercise help increase vaginal tone, it
will also boost blood flow to the area, which can have
a beneficial effect upon both the quantity and the
quality of orgasms. Rapid flexing of the Kegel muscles
during coitus can elicit a positive response.

tiGht VaGina. Although the tight vagina is often
idealized because it offers the greatest level of
friction, it may limit congress with a well-endowed
male. Lubricant is near essential unless the woman
produces large amounts of natural juices. In addition,
though it may seem counterintuitive, regular Kegel
exercises will help improve muscle tone, making it
easier to accept a larger penis. Bearing down with the
muscles may ease entry.
Should penetration prove difficult, rear-entry sex
positions may ease the way, particularly if the female
spreads her legs widely. Woman-on-top positions will
also be beneficial, particularly if the tightness is
caused partly by nerves, as the woman can control the
pace. Extended foreplay sessions should help relax
the vagina, making it looser and easier to penetrate.

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medium VaGina. A regular vagina will comfortably
accept all but the largest penis. Should a smallmembered man be unable to provide satisfaction,
the vagina can be tightened by the women crossing
her legs during doggy-style sex. Alternatively, the
legs can be crossed during spooning, or first raised
and then crossed to the side of the body during
missionary-style sex. Conversely, the vagina can be
loosened to accommodate a larger male by stretching
the women’s legs wide. Most precoital arousal
techniques should meet with a positive response.
Ideal match: medium penis, responsive penis

loose VaGina. Though a loose vagina may not
provide enough friction for a male with a small
phallus, it can be a blessing in disguise for a wellendowed man, offering ease of penetration. Foreplay
techniques may be improved with the addition of
vibrators or dildos to provide a “filling” sensation.

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The g-spot location, sensitivity, and
penetration preferences
The female scholar should attempt to find her G-spot.
This may be done manually with a curved finger, but
will be considerably easier with a specially designed
toy. Start by initiating stimulation, then, once climax
is near, insert the G-spot toy slowly and twist it around
until you find an area that responds differently than
the rest of the vagina. This response may be pleasurable. Alternatively, it may cause the urge to urinate.

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Some scholars may be unable to find the
G-spot at all. This will not cost you any credits.
Understanding whether you have a G-spot and, if
so, how it responds can be a valuable indicator
of both ideal sexual positions and manual or
oral-genital stimulation techniques.

To enhance the missionary position, the woman
should raise her legs until the penis is angled directly
into her G-spot. Reverse cowgirl, in which the female
straddles the male while facing his feet, is another
surefire way to stimulate the G-spot.
Ideal match: large penis

pleasurable G-spot. Should a woman enjoy
G-spot stimulation, rear-entry positions are recommended. Similarly, approaching from behind when
initiating manual or oral-genital congress should
garner a positive response.

unComFortable G-spot. Should G-spot
stimulation prove uncomfortable, rear-entry positions
should be avoided in favor of missionary or woman on
top. Spooning and flat doggy offer the shallowest
penetration of all rear-entry positions, should you
wish to experiment with alternative approaches.
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CateGorizinG the Female Genitals
Once all measurements and readings have been
taken, create a chart of your unique sexual blueprint. This is for your own study purposes and will
not be graded by anyone else, unless you choose to
share it for extra communication credits. However,
the chart should be used to refer back to congress of
any kind, to ensure that optimal precoital arousal
techniques are used and the ideal position for coitus
is chosen (subject to compatibility with your
research partner’s blueprint).
In addition, make a note of all potentially
compatible male members to create a blueprint for
your ideal genital match. Should different aspects
of your genital structure require different types of
phallus, either use your common sense to identify
your preference or experiment with all variations
until the ideal is found.

Should you have a network of females who are
also inclined to study The Field Guide to F*cking,
you may find it useful to compare charts. This will
help you gain a more in-depth understanding of the
differences in sexual formation and can also prove
a useful bonding exercise among female friends.
However, do not progress to physical comparisons
unless you have an extreme affinity with your fellow
researcher or mutual bicurious tendencies.

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Note for female scholars: Sadly, the urethral
meatus lacks any stop function. As such, many a
neophyte female student has suffered from unfortunate consequences in believing a man who promises
not to ejaculate in her oral cavity. Sticking the tongue
down the meatus will not halt the flow.

General anatomy

urethral meatus

Foreskin. The foreskin offers a protective coat for
the glans. Said coat is removed from many men at an
early age, thus exposing the glans and removing the
penis’s ability to self-lubricate (see Lubricant Sales
in the Cut and Uncut Man). Circumcision may also
decrease sensitivity. Experimenting with different
lubricants, including stimulating and warming ones,
may help enhance sensation. Although different
women have different preferences, undergoing
foreskin removal at the behest of a woman should
be taken no more seriously than a request to have
a leg amputated.

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Glans. Also known as the head, the glans is one
of the most sensitive parts of the penis. As such,
initial exploration of the area should be tentative
to avoid accidental ejaculation. Note the way in
which the glans swells and darkens in color during
stimulation. Consider the relative difference between
the circumference of the glans and the shaft, as this
can have a significant effect on preferential positions
for coitus.

urethral meatus. The man’s ejaculate shoots
through the urethral meatus. Many renegade male
students have experimented with penetration of
the urethral meatus using flowers, chopsticks, or
in extreme cases, another penis. This is not recommended and can be extremely dangerous.

bottom of the glans. Many have tried to understand
its purpose (see Inhibiting Manual Slippage During
Male Masturbation: A Physiological Study). What
is known is that the corona responds particularly
positively to stimulation. Avoiding direct stimulation
of this area may help slow climax.

Frenulum. Central in the coronal ridge is the
frenulum, a string of membrane that attaches the
glans to the shaft. This is also a key area of sensitivity
for many men and, as such, should be explored to
better understand the stimulatory options available.

shaFt. Forming the bulk of the penis, the shaft
swells during arousal. It has been posited that the
shaft evolved to help ensure that the male ego remain
controlled by creating numerous insecurities about
its requisite dimensions. The thicker member is often
vaunted but only if teamed with length. Curvature may
also lead to paranoia. However, assuming medical

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about size than men maY suspect, as long as manual and
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According to a 2003 study of 5,000 men (source:
www.the-penis.com), the average erect penis is 15 cm
(5.9 inches) long and 12.7 cm (5 inches) in girth.
However, modern adult films tend to focus on genitalia
of unusually large size. This can cause many male
students to feel lacking.
Although the average penis in a pornographic
feature is generally a minimum of 20.3 cm (8 inches),
this does not necessarily enhance sex or provide a
female ideal. Indeed, it is worth considering that the
majority of viewers of adult films are male and, as
such, depictions therein are more likely to cater to a
masculine than a feminine ideal. A small penis is still
perfectly capable of providing a woman with erotic
satisfaction, as the majority of nerves in the vagina
are within the first 7.5 to 10 cm (3 to 4 inches) of
the vaginal canal.
Conversely, if a male feels blessed to have a
member of extreme size, this does not mean that he
should ignore chapters on manual and oral-genital
congress and move immediately to coitus. Indeed, this
common mistake has led many well-endowed men to
fail in their endeavors to make a partner reach climax.

small penis. Although a small penis may lead to
male insecurity, it can be optimal for coitus with a
woman who has a shallow or tight vagina. In addition,
many sex acts are considerably easier with a small
phallus: notably, deep throat and anal coitus.

Although a small penis is less than ideal for
G-spot stimulation, this can be rectified by choosing
rear-entry sex positions (see chapter 5, Coitus
Complexitus Improvedicus). Should a man with a
small phallus couple with a woman who has a
preference for deep penetration, there is no reason
that toys cannot be used in addition to coitus.
Further, using a cock ring will help the penis achieve
maximum hardness, and opting for a vibrating version
will generally help speed the female’s climax, too.
Anecdotal evidence suggests that women are less
concerned about size than men may suspect, as long
as manual and oral-genital skills are suitably honed.

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medium penis. A medium penis can still lead to
feelings of inadequacy in a male, due to the common
depictions of male members in adult films. However,
as with a small penis, a medium-size penis is
generally preferable to a large one for both oral and
anal coitus.
Shaving the pubic region will make a phallus
appear larger. However, appearance is less important
than performance. Should deeper penetration be
desired, opting for rear-entry positions will help.
Changing the angle of entry by urging a female partner
to lift her hips or place her ankles around the male’s
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recreational entertainment. However, this is commonly undertaken without utilizing the scientific
method and can lead to gross distortions in data.
To correctly measure the penis, measurements should be taken from the base of the penis to
the tip of the glans. This requires measuring along the upper rather than the lower side of the penis.
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statistics. However, this is false accounting that is sure to be judged harshly should such measurements be made public. Once the phallus is utilized for sexual activity, the genuine size will become
all too easily apparent.
To correctly measure the girth of the penis, simply take a piece of string and place it around
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student can also measure around the underside of the glans and the base of the shaft, and then
average the results. However, using the first method should give a reasonable approximation of
the general circumference.
Measuring the penis in both flaccid and erect states will help ensure that the male student has
optimal data with which to find a perfect genital match.

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Note: The size of a flaccid penis bears little relation to the size of the same member once erect,
and men who appear to have radically different penile dimensions when flaccid may well have
identically sized members once erect. This phenomena is colloquially referred to as being either a
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member may feel blessed, do remember that a
partner will need to be more lubricated to receive
such a phallus. As such, it is essential to spend at
least twenty minutes on foreplay to ensure that the
cervix tilts back, easing penetration. Additional
lubricant may also be required to ensure that entry
is not uncomfortable.
A large phallus is generally more effective for
G-spot stimulation. However, rear-entry positions
may be painful for some women, and rigorous sexual
activity may lead to cervical or vaginal bruising. If a
female study partner is nervous about the dimensions of the phallus, woman-on-top positions may
provide the optimal solution.
Should deep throat be a preference, it is worth
finding a partner with a well-trained gag reflex.
Under no circumstance should the well-endowed
man place his hand on a lover’s head during oral
sex unless he has been expressly asked to do so.
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sensitivity of the penis
As with female anatomy, male genitalia can vary
greatly in terms of sensitivity. While men tend to prefer
more rigorous and rapid stimulation of the genital
region than women, this can be painful if a male has
a particularly sensitive member.
To test sensitivity, masturbate the penis to
erection. Now see how long it takes to ejaculate from
this point. If climax can be attained within one minute
or stimulation is painful, you have an extremely
sensitive penis. If climax takes two minutes, your
penis is sensitive. If it is relatively easy to last five
minutes, you have a responsive penis. If it takes eight
minutes, you have a mildly insensitive penis. If it
takes ten minutes or longer, you have an extremely
insensitive penis.

Also consider the amount of time it takes you
to reach climax during coitus. Research shows the
average male lasts around seven minutes from
penetration to climax. A figure that’s significantly
higher or lower than this will give a clear indication
as to the sensitivity of your penis.
As with the clitoris, the sensitivity of the penis
can vary over time, and a responsive phallus may
become extremely sensitive after an extended sex
session. A saltwater bath will speed healing time in
cases of extreme chafing.

extremely sensitiVe penis. If a male has an
extremely sensitive penis, it may lead to premature
ejaculation. However, this can be easily rectified
with the use of thick or “delay” prophylactics. The
latter contain anaesthetizing gel that should be
washed off after use, should oral coitus be desired,
as otherwise it may numb the tongue of a lover and
tastes unpleasant.
To further assist with prolonging coitus to ensure
mutual satisfaction, foreplay should be kept to a
minimum for the male but maximized for the female
prior to penetration. Should the penis be so sensitive
as to be limited to one ejaculation per session, it is
worth ensuring that the female partner is fully
satisfied prior to commencing coitus.
Further, fellatio may be limited unless the female
partner is willing to receive her sexual satisfaction
using alternative methods to coitus.

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speedy ejaculation that may work to a man’s detriment
during coitus can be seen as a positive advantage
during oral or anal coitus.
Ideal match: loose vagina, sensitive or extremely
sensitive clitoris

responsiVe penis. A responsive penis will
generally last for as long as a partner requires (within
reason) without premature ejaculation. It also allows
for greater scope in terms of stimulation, as there are
few standard activities that are ruled out.

Ideal match: tight vagina, insensitive or extremely
insensitive clitoris

presence or Absence of foreskin
Circumcision is primarily influenced by culture. Fewer
than 20 percent of European males are circumcised,
compared to 75 percent of American men. While
some claim there are hygiene benefits, there is also
clear evidence linking circumcision to psychological
and physical trauma. As such, it should only be
considered in cases of medical need. Regardless of
the ethics of circumcision, it is worth noting that the
circumcised and uncircumcised phallus should be
handled in different ways.

Ideal match: medium vagina, responsive clitoris

CirCumCised penis. In the circumcised male,
mildly insensitiVe penis. A mildly insensitive
penis may require more oral or manual stimulation
prior to coitus to ensure a suitable level of arousal
for ejaculation during the act of coitus. Using the
hands in addition to the mouth during oral congress
will help speed arousal. Lubricant may be required
to avoid chafing during extended periods of stimulation or coitus.

chafing may occur after extended periods of manual
or coital stimulation. This is because a circumcised
penis is liable to self-lubricate to a lesser degree than
an uncircumcised phallus. As such, it is essential to
have lubricant on hand to ensure that manual

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possession of an extremely insensitive penis may
require visual stimulation in addition to manual, oral,
or coital stimulation in order to climax. Adult films or
an erotic striptease may both prove useful. Stimulating
additional areas such as the testicles or prostate gland
may also be considered, depending on preference.
As with the mildly insensitive phallus, using
lubricant is recommended for extended periods of
sexual pleasuring. Warming and cooling lubricants
can add an extra frisson to sexual activity, and a
vibrating cock ring may also help increase stimulation.

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alternative if the situation is unplanned and there is
no lubricant available. Coitus may become more
comfortable if a drop of lubricant is put inside the tip
of the condom. With unprotected sex, it is worth
spending more time stimulating the woman prior to
penetration because she will require more of her own
lubrication to counterbalance the male’s lack of
lubrication. Some men find that circumcision leads to
insensitivity, particularly around the site of the scar. If
so, see the earlier section on dealing with an insensitive penis.
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penis may be considered unhygienic by some.
However, this is a fallacy, as long as the male ensures
that he washes underneath the foreskin when
attending to his ablutions. The foreskin can be used
during both manual and oral pleasuring to enhance
the experience. Simply moving the foreskin back and
forth over the glans can cause considerable pleasure
in a responsive penis, and slipping a tongue underneath the foreskin during oral coitus may also receive
a warm reception.
However, if a foreskin is even remotely loose, it is
worth removing any rings prior to commencing manual
stimulation, to avoid any risk of tearing. Further,
should a woman have braces, it may be worth avoiding
penetrative oral coitus until they have been removed,
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As with the various parts of the penis, the testicles can
vary in sensitivity from male to male. Some men enjoy
the sensation of tugging, licking, and even gentle
nibbling. Others find any stimulation at all to be
uncomfortable. A male is likely to have an extremely
educated opinion as to his level of testicular sensitivity without any testing required. The female student
should note that it is particularly important to request
permission before venturing into manual or oral
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about his level of sensitivity, use only tongue and
focus on licking rather than suction. Trailing the hair
over the testicles may also be a treat for a man who
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In addition to variations in appearance and sensitivity, there can be differences in the way the
sexual juices taste. Both genders are affected by diet and lifestyle factors, and generally speaking,
the healthier a person is, the more pleasant his or her genitals will taste.
Foods that may negatively affect the taste of sexual juices include asparagus, chili, curry, and
fatty foods in general. Recreational use of alcohol and nicotine may add bitterness to the taste.
Dehydration can also lead to stronger tasting sexual excretions.
Anecdotal evidence suggests that semen may taste more bitter if a man has not ejaculated
for an extended period of time. As such, masturbating before a date in which oral sex is hoped
for is polite.
Female sexual juices will vary in taste depending on which stage of the menstrual cycle a
woman is in. As menstruation approaches, the juices may taste more metallic because of increased
levels of iron in vaginal excretions, and after menstruation, this taste may have an additional
“meaty” flavor because of lingering blood. However, assuming that there is no risk of sexually
transmitted infections—transmission of which can be exacerbated through exposure to menstrual
blood—there is no reason to avoid the area other than preferences of palate.
Male sexual juices are commonly referred to as being bitter or salty. Female sexual juices are
commonly referred to as being sweet or sour. The best way to establish how your sexual juices taste
is to sample them. That way, you can establish whether a partner is correct should any issues
relating to sexual flavor be raised.
Although sexual juices can be masked with the use of flavored lubricants, this hides one of
the body’s most basic communication methods. Humans are biologically primed to respond to
the smell of one another’s genitals, in a way that the smell of strawberries or a piña colada can
never match.
Even without using artificial means, genitals can also vary in the way they smell. However,
if the genitals are clean, they shouldn’t smell fishy, cheesy, or in any way unpleasant. Although
there are numerous intimate douches on the market, these should be avoided because the vagina
self-regulates and using soaps in the genital region can lead to an imbalance in the body’s natural
pH levels, which, conversely, can lead to noxious odors. Excessive washing of the region can also
lead to unpleasant-smelling genitals.
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there may be a biological incompatibility. Although relationships can work between couples who
don’t appreciate each other’s unique taste and smell, these senses are so important to sex that
such a union should only be considered in extreme cases.

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be cupped, licked, and gently sucked. However, they
should still be handled with care, as this is a highly
sensitive part of the body that bruises easily. Stroking
the area may be well received, particularly if the hand
then runs down to caress the perineum.
Teabagging, in which the male straddles the
female’s face and lowers his testicles into her mouth,
is a commonly enjoyed method of ball play. It also
puts the man in control, allowing him to set the pace,
which is ideal if you are new to exploring this region.

Male genitalia are no more symmetrical than that of
the female. It is common for one testicle to hang lower
than the other, which some claim is designed to make
sitting while wearing clothes more comfortable for the
male, as the testicles sit on top of each other rather
than next to each other.
Similarly, the penis may curve to the left or the
right (see Shape of the Penis). As with females,
genital symmetry is not something to be concerned
about and this section is here simply to shatter any
illusions as to its importance.

insensitiVe testiCles. Although insensitive
testicles can take more handling without discomfort,
they should still be treated with respect. Sucking one
or both testicles into the mouth may be pleasurable,
as may cupping and lightly tugging the testicles
during manual stimulation or coitus. Never squeeze
the testicles hard, no matter how insensitive they may
seem, as this can lead to significant medical issues.

shape of the penis
Although one might assume that every phallus is the
same, in reality, the shape can vary significantly. The
shaft can be highly veined or smooth, while the glans
can be of the same circumference as the shaft, taper
to a near point, or be significantly larger than the
shaft, resulting in a “mushroom head.”
A woman with a small vagina may find a tapered
penis easier to accept, while a woman with a pleasurably sensitive G-spot may find great satisfaction
through skillful use of a mushroom-headed phallus.
Many men also show a curvature of the penis.
Should the penis curve only during arousal, it is worth
visiting a physician to rule out Peyronie’s disease, a
disorder in which internal scar tissue causes the penis
to bend, particularly if this makes intercourse
uncomfortable. However, a mild curvature that doesn’t
cause any discomfort to either party is nothing to worry
about, and may even assist with G-spot stimulation in
a genitally compatible female.

phYsical anomalies encountered
in the Field
Unlike genetically endowed genital structures, there
are optional modifications that may be made to the
genitalia. The most common of these is pubic hair
styling. However, there are also more niche anomalies,
such as jeweled temporary decorations (a technique
known as vajazzling and p-jazzling, depending on the
gender of the wearer) and genital piercings.

style oF pubiC hair
Generally, women are more likely to amend their
natural pubic hair shape because of the dual
pressures of women’s magazines and depictions of
females in adult media. Over the past decade, being
hirsute has become ever more frowned upon, and
many women feel the pressure to undergo painful
waxing to ensure that they are smooth. Further,
some women use the stigma attached to pubic hair
as a method of self-control, leaving their bodies au
naturel on nights when they don’t wish to entertain
sexual congress.
Regardless of the politics, pubic hair styles can
have an impact on sex. However, female students
should note that males can be attracted to myriad
types of pubic hair and, as such, should style their
pubic hair according to their own preference rather
than any societal pressures.

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easy oral sex without any risk of pubic hairs causing a
choking hazard. However, depending on the method of
defoliation used, it can also lead to itchy grow-back,
ingrown hairs, and heightened sensitivity. The latter
can have positive or negative results, either enhancing
sex by increasing stimulation or limiting sex because
of uncomfortable sensations. If a woman has an
extremely sensitive or sensitive clitoris, pubic shaving
is not advised.
Some people find the sensation of sliding smooth
skin against smooth skin to be pleasurable. However,
this requires both genders to fully remove the pubic
hair and maintain it regularly, as stubble on the chin
can cause particular irritation when rubbing against a
shaved mons veneris.
One advantage of removing the pubic hair entirely
is that it encourages the utmost exploration, drawing
attention to the oft-ignored pubic mound. Using a
lubricated hand to massage the entire area shows an
appreciation of your partner’s grooming habits. Oral
exploration is also likely to be well received.

shaped. Shaped pubic hair has grown in popularity
over the past decade and was popularized (to an
extent) when it was featured in the seminal television
show Sex and the City. The style of shaping chosen
can tell you a lot about a potential mate. A heart shape
suggests a romantic, for example, and a lightning bolt
indicates someone who likes to be perceived as “hot
stuff.” A woman who goes to the effort of shaping and
then dying her pubic hair is clearly someone who
doesn’t mind setting aside time for all things sexual.
As with fully shaved pubic hair, shaped pubic hair
carries a risk of irritation, which may lead to heightened sensitivity. However, by choosing an appropriate
pattern, it is possible to minimize chafing. The
majority of patterns allow almost as easy access to
the entire genital region as shaving in full does. In
addition, shaping the pubic hair can add a note of
frivolity to proceedings, and can be a sensual way
to celebrate Valentine’s Day or an anniversary.

trimmed. Many women opt for simply trimming
the pubic hair into a neat triangle, and possibly
removing the hairs on the labia. This has the
advantage of allowing easy access to the genital
region for oral-genital coitus without the same
degree of maintenance required as full pubic
shaving. As such, this is a recommended pubic
hairstyle for women in long-term relationships,
being both practical and tidy.
natural. In allowing the pubic hair to roam free,
a woman demonstrates that society’s view is of little
importance to her. This can suggest that she is more
likely to be sexually liberated and willing to explore a
diverse range of bedroom habits. However, it may
also indicate lack of attention to grooming or present
practical issues, particularly related to the act of
cunnilingus. Parting the hair manually will make
access to the genital region easier.
It is also worth running your fingers through
the pubic hair prior to commencing oral activities to
help remove any loose hairs and minimize choking
hazards. Brushing the pubic hair after bathing is
also recommended.

VajazzlinG and p-jazzlinG. Decorating the
mons with jewels is a relatively recent trend that has
been popularized by WAGS (wives and girlfriends of
sports stars) and their ilk. This involves fully defoliating the genital region before applying temporary
jewels in a decorative manner. Common patterns
include hearts, flowers, and national flags. P-jazzling
is the male equivalent, though this is an extremely
niche activity.
Should a study partner have jeweled nether
regions, it suggests attention to detail and a certain
desire to shock. However, care should be taken during
oral coitus to ensure that no jewels become loose and
cause a choking hazard.

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how to approaCh them

general intimate piercings

While pubic shaping is relatively common, and
vajazzling and p-jazzling are currently fashionable,
these are not the only anomalies that may be
encountered in the field. Though rare, there are
numerous types of intimate piercing that may come
as a surprise if one is not suitably briefed.
The lay scholar should be aware that genital
piercing is not a recent trend, particularly if he or she
wishes to impress an individual who is decorated in
such a way. Indeed, texts as ancient as the Kama
Sutra have referenced adornments, to the male
genitals affixed through a piercing. Further, certain
tribes have long used subdermal implants—implants
underneath the skin of the penis—to enhance
pleasure for female partners.
Although scholars with such an adornments are
advised to warn potential mates prior to removing
any clothes, there is no reason to feel intimidated.
As a general rule, piercings should be removed
prior to using prophylactics to ensure that no
accidental tearing of the condom occurs. However,
certain piercings, such as subdermal implants, will
not cause any damage to the condom and are also
thought to enhance sexual pleasure.
Scholars should avoid unprotected sex with a
partner who has a fresh piercing, as this can lead to
infection and also increases the risk of exposure to
sexually transmitted diseases. Once the piercing has
healed, unprotected sex is acceptable assuming that
both parties have been tested for sexually transmitted
infections and practice monogamy.
Note: Braces and jewelery should be removed
prior to engaging in oral or manual stimulation of a
pierced partner to avoid risk of ripping the skin.

Some intimate piercings are unisex. People may get
them for reasons of fashion or physical stimulation,
and generally, piercing devotees claim that they
enhance sexual interplay. Although they are surprisingly safe and resilient to manipulation, it is worth
asking a partner with a piercing to demonstrate ways
in which the piercing should be manipulated.

nipple pierCinGs. Generally speaking, nipple
piercings take the form of a ring. These can be licked
and softly tugged, though only when sober and not
under the influence of recreational drugs, to avoid
accidental damage. In addition, the piercing may be
circled in its hole to stimulate the areola. Should both
parties have nipple piercings, care should be taken
not to get them entangled.

tonGue pierCinGs. One of the most common
intimate piercings, tongue piercing may enhance oral
coitus, particularly when played over the frenulum or
clitoris. In addition, a small tongue vibrator may be
attached to the piercing to further intensify sensation.

male piercings
• Prince Albert/Reverse Prince Albert: A Prince
Albert piercing goes through the frenulum and
urethra, while a Reverse Prince Albert enters
through the urethra and exits through a hole
pierced in the top of the glans. Both allow
for stimulation of the urethra by circling the
piercing within the hole. If a woman has a
sensitive cervix, the Prince Albert may cause
discomfort during coitus.

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• Shaft ampallang: This piercing penetrates the shaft

female piercings

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of the penis horizontally at some point along its

• Clitoral hood piercing: As the name suggests,

length. Again, this can give pleasure if manually

this is a piercing of the clitoral hood, which

toyed with, though it is best to ask the pierced

is one of the most common female genital

partner to demonstrate. However, care should be

piercings. It is unlikely that a woman with a

taken during oral coitus to minimize the risk of

highly sensitive clitoris would get a clitoral hood

chipped teeth or a damaged tongue or soft palate.

piercing, because it increases stimulation.

• Transcrotal piercing: This piercing passes through

Indeed, some women report climax purely from

the entire scrotum from back to front or side to

the sensation of the piercing rubbing against

side. Care should be taken during testicle play to

underwear. Vibrations can intensify sensation

ensure that it doesn’t get caught unwittingly in the

but should be used on the lowest setting to

teeth or hair. This is one of the most dangerous

ensure that the area is not overstimulated.

piercings to get and should only be performed by
a piercing expert.

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• Clitoris piercing: Clitoral piercings are relatively

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rare, but can be located vertically or horizontally in

• Dydoe: A dydoe is a piercing through the ridge of

a woman with a large enough clitoris. Again, this

the glans. This can add extra stimulation for both

massively increases sensitivity. As such, coitus

parties during coitus. However, there is a risk of

may be easiest from the rear, particularly in the

the piercing “migrating,” so the area should be
checked regularly.

early stages of recovery.
• Christina piercing: A Christina piercing is located

• Frenulum piercing: As the name suggests, a

where the outer labia meet, below the pubic

frenulum piercing goes through the frenulum,

mound. This may be used as a form of chastity,

on the underside of the penis. This heightens

either self-imposed or as part of a sub-dom

sensitivity, particularly during oral sex, and can

relationship. Generally, a Christina piercing should

also enhance sexual pleasure for the female

be removed prior to sex, though leaving the

during coitus.

piercing in place can enhance oral coitus. Anal

• Guiche piercing: This piercing is positioned

coitus with the Christina piercing in place should

through the perineum. Tantric practitioners

only be attempted if both parties are extremely

believe this is the “root chakra,” which is the

careful to minimize the risk of accidental vaginal

sexual energy point of the body. Care should be

penetration and subsequent tearing.

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• Labial piercing: Similar to a Christina piercing,
this piercing goes through the labia and often
appears in symmetrical pairs. Again, this should
be removed prior to coitus, though oral-genital
contact is not prohibited.
• Fourchette piercing: The female equivalent of a
male Guiche piercing, the fourchette is a labial
piercing at the rear rim of the vagina. Again, this
can be used to enhance Tantric sex, but care
should be taken not to press the fourchette

analYzing and honing the
eFFectiveness oF Your approach
With correct study of your own genitals, you should
now have a basic understanding of the appropriate
stimulation that is required based on the characteristics that you have identified. In addition, you should
be able to identify the ideal genital match for your
body’s unique traits.
To advance to the next chapter, please ensure that
you have:

piercing inward to avoid the risk of it entering
the body.

• Familiarized yourself with the general male and

• Triangle piercing: One of the more complicated
female piercings, a triangle piercing passes from
side to side through the base of the clitoral hood
tissue where it meets the labia, and under the
clitoris. This allows stimulation of the clitoris from
the rear, which may be beneficial during rear-entry
coital positions.

female genital structures
• Measured and categorized your genitals in terms
of sensitivity and stimulation preference
• Familiarized yourself with anomalies that
may be encountered in the field (extra credit for
field research)
• Written an outline of the desired genital traits in
a sexual partner
Once this level of comprehension has been
achieved, you may progress to finding an appropriate
research partner.

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developing an understanding oF the opposite sex
to assist with mating strategies
now that you are equipped with a thorough understanding of both your own
genitalia and that which you are likely to encounter in the field, it is time
to progress to the next step: finding an appropriate research partner. The
temptation to dive straight into fieldwork with the first person who comes
along can be immense. however, before entering into more advanced
study, it is worth identifying a study partner who offers the potential for
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analYzing verbal and nonverbal
communication to indicate desire
Many tomes have been written about finding a
“perfect partner” based on personality and shared
interests. However, this guide is concerned primarily
with the sexual. Biology has a large part to play in the
act of attraction, and by ensuring that these primal
indicators are not ignored, the keen scholar can
identify sexually compatible mates.
Whether these mates are also pleasing as potential
romantic partners is something that each student
must decide for him- or herself before progressing
further. However, the neophyte student may be
surprised at the effectiveness of paying heed to the
body’s primal urges.

pheromones: the inFluenCe oF the
olFaCtory orGans on arousal
Many scientists—and snake oil salesmen—have
endeavored to harness the secret of pheromones, the
body’s natural attractant. However, as yet, there is no
magical bottle of pheromones that is sure to attract
a mate.
There is a very good reason for this. Pheromones
act as a biological marker, attracting people who have
a complementary immune system to your own. As
such, there is no single pheromone that would, or
should, work for everyone. Instead, your own unique
pheromones will attract a mate who is the most likely
to help you create healthy children—whether or not
you have any desire to procreate. These pheromones
will influence whether you think a fellow research
partner smells or tastes right. Ignore them at your
peril, as they indicate a basic biological compatibility.
Pheromones are not unique to Homo sapiens.
Moths, sea urchins, and bees all rely on pheromones
to signal their sexual desires. Indeed, such is the
power of pheromones that some moths can detect a
potential mate up to 10 kilometers (6.2 miles) away.

Humans excrete pheromones through the groin
and armpits. Therefore, while removing armpit and
pubic hair may be a cultural preference, particularly
in women, it is counterintuitive, as it may reduce a
female’s natural chemical draw by limiting the means
of pheromone distribution.
Osculation—colloquially referred to as kissing—
gives both parties the opportunity to exchange
pheromones through the nasal sulcus, the area of skin
between the base of the nostrils and the upper lip.
This explains why a kiss with the “right” person can
set the nerves alight: it is literally chemistry coming
into play.
One of the reasons that pheromones are so
powerful is that they are processed through the
vomeronasal organ (VNO) in the base of each nostril.
This signal is sent directly to the hypothalamus,
which is the emotional center of the brain, bypassing
higher cognition circuits. As such, the “gut feeling”
that someone “smells right” is little more than an
unmoderated transmission of pheromones to the
brain, bypassing all logic.
Although this may sound unromantic, it has
formed the basis of Homo sapiens’ mating rituals for
thousands of years. And given that $12 billion is spent
annually on perfumes in Europe and the United States
(source: worldwatch.org), we clearly realize that smell
is an essential part of mating; but again, our expenditure is counterintuitive, as we wash our natural
pheromones away and replace them with unnatural—
and less effective—chemical alternatives.

usinG CunninG linGuistiCs in
matinG strateGies
Although the general words that one uses are unimportant, and indeed, a UCLA study found that 93
percent of communication is nonverbal, there is
something to be gained in establishing what kind of
communicator you are and what kind of communicator
a potential mate may be, as people tend to bond more
with those who share the same communication style.
In addition, sharing a preferred means of communication allows more scope for sexual compatibility.

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There are four main categories of communicators:
visual, auditory, kinesthetic, and auditory-digital.
These can be identified as follows:

Visual CommuniCators. The use of phrases
such as “I see” and words such as “colorful,” “red
hot,” and “bright” tends to indicate a visual person.
Sexually, this person is less likely to respond to talking
dirty and more likely to become aroused watching an
adult film.
auditory CommuniCators. Auditory communicators will use phrases such as “I hear what you’re
saying” and “I like the sound of that.” The auditory
communicator will generally find dirty talk arousing
and will also enjoy talking about sex. However, such
types are also liable to be distracted by other noises,
so music may hamper sex rather than being the “food
of love.”
kinesthetiC CommuniCators. Driven by
touch, the kinesthetic communicator will use phrases
such as “I feel” and descriptors such as “warm,”
“cuddly,” or “touching.” Driven primarily by the
physical, kinesthetic communicators respond to
actions rather than words. Use nonsexual touches to
the arms, lower thighs, or other nonsexual regions to
attract a kinesthetic communicator.

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auditory-diGital CommuniCators. Auditorydigital communicators are logic driven, and will use
phrases such as “I think” or “in my experience.”
Sexually, an auditory-digital communicator will
respond well to reading a sex manual or following
detailed instructions, ideally with a statistical edge
(“In my experience, oral sex is most likely to give me
an orgasm”).

establishinG the parameters
oF perVersion
Establishing the specific physical and psychosexual
desires that a partner has before congress is considered can limit unsuccessful sexual encounters.
This is particularly important should you have any
fetishes that are essential to you for pleasurable
congress, or suspect that a potential mate may
have hidden desires.
Clothing may give a clue as to someone’s physical
desires. Tattoos and piercings are common on the
fetish scene, though not everyone with tattoos or
piercings is a fetishist. Similarly, vintage clothing,
rubber, and brightly colored hair are also abundant
on the kink scene. In addition, a sexually submissive
person may wear a collar to indicate his or her
preference (though this can also indicate “ownership”
by a dominant partner), while a dominant person may
opt for biker boots or thigh boots to indicate his or her
sexual status. However, many submissive and
dominant people carry no overt signs of their sexuality.
Luckily, such information can be gleaned with
relative ease through standard conversation, perhaps
using the conversational prop of a magazine article
(whether real or imagined) to distance oneself from
the subject matter and thus glean a genuine reaction.
For example, “Have you seen the catwalk is full of
bondage clothing at the moment? What do you think
about it?” Many people are nervous about sharing
their sexual fetishes but become open to discussion
if they realize there is no risk of negative judgment.
It is also worth paying attention to body language.
Submissive partners may position themselves in
such a way that they are looking up at the person
they are talking to. A dominant person will take up
maximum space by putting the hands on the hips or
spreading the legs wide. The latter is particularly
common in men.

By first identifying your own communication style,
then finding a research partner who shares that style,
successful congress is more likely to be achieved.

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Although it is only during later levels of fieldwork
that a person’s true physical desires will become
apparent, initial speculative research may help avoid
an erotic mismatch. As such, it is well worth delaying
coitus until a basic understanding of a potential
mate’s sexual preferences has been gained. The
“three date rule” should allow sufficient time to gain
the information you need.

sexual speCiation: how eVolution
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Speciation refers to the formation of a new species as
a result of physiological, anatomical, or behavioral
factors that prevent previously interbreeding populations from breeding with each other. Most famously,
humans speciated away from chimpanzees 4.1
million years ago—perhaps giving an indication of
why humans tend to prefer less-hairy mates.
Although speciation is generally used as a term
describing animal sexual behavior, there is anecdotal
evidence to suggest that it may apply to Homo
sapiens’ mating rituals as well. Humans do not
develop speciation to the degree that a male and a
female are biologically incompatible, but certain body
type pairings are more liable to lead to sexual nirvana.
For example, a man with a large phallus is best paired
with a woman who has an insensitive cervix and a
vagina that can easily accommodate him. Going
against this ideal is liable to lead to vaginal chafing
and possibly related conditions such as cystitis or
thrush, which will then limit opportunities for sexual
pairing. Conversely, a man with a small penis is best
paired with a woman who has a tight vagina or the
limited friction may lead to sexual frustration and a
reduction in coitus.

Although it is difficult to establish genital size
in the initial stages of courting, once osculation is
achieved, it is easy for the female scholar to establish
the male’s genital proportions because the penis will
swell. Light petting can also give an indication of what
to expect. Sadly, there is no outward indication of a
woman’s genital structure, other than the presence or
absence of children in her life. Even this cannot be
taken as a guarantee of a tight or loose vagina,
however, as genetics and exercise can both affect
the genital structure.
If you prefer a particular “type” of mate, it could
be a subconscious indicator of speciation at work.
Although this preference can limit your options, it
may also help you identify a partner offering a higher
chance of coital compatibility. More research is
required into this fascinating area.

CommuniCatinG desire in the
optimal way
Once a suitable mate has been identified, the next
task is to establish whether the attraction is mutual.
Much time can be wasted pursuing a disinterested
mate, so it is far more efficacious to move on to a
more receptive target.
Body language offers numerous clues as to a
person’s level of affinity for a prospective partner.
Some body language is generic. Both genders will
“mirror” (copy) the posture and movements of a
prospective mate whom they are attracted to. Gestures
will be “open” (uncrossed, rather than crossed, arms
and legs; no blockages such as a handbag or glass
placed between the two parties). Nonsexual touch is
frequent, with small pats to the arms or removal of
fluff from someone’s clothing being common. Eye
contact will be more lingering than usual and blinking
is more frequent. Shirt or blouse buttons may be
undone, or sleeves rolled up with a grooming gesture
that indicates undressing is on the subject’s mind. In
addition, people show attraction by licking or biting
their own lips, offering a subliminal echo of what
they’d like to do with the prospective mate.

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Should a polite approach be met with a rebuff, it
does not always indicate guaranteed disinterest.
While “no” should always be taken to mean “no” in
a sexual context, the initial stages of courtship may
be affected by societal conventions. Females in
particular are inclined to “play hard to get” in an
effort to appear chaste.
An entire subculture of self-titled PUAs (pick-up
artists) or “seducers” has evolved over the past
decade to share tips on how to break through these
barriers. Some of the advice shared is morally
spurious, but there are several astute, psychologically
based methods that may prove useful to males with a
poor grasp of seduction techniques.

look popular. A male who is surrounded by a
crowd of people will be believed to have a higher
social status than one standing alone. This perceived
status will help attract a female mate.

initiate ContaCt rapidly. It is recommended
that an interested male approach a potential female
target within three seconds of seeing her. Hesitation
allows time for your cognitive processes to induce a
fear response, which can hamper easy conversation.
Assert your sexual interest rapidly, though subtly, in
the first five minutes, to avoid being perceived as a
potential friend rather than lover.

be dismissiVe. Although it may seem counterintuitive, the adage “treat them mean and keep them keen”
is sadly effective. This does not mean being openly
insulting, but instead using gentle teasing to provoke
a desire in the female target to prove you wrong.
Attractive women are used to being complimented, but if that compliment comes with a sting in
the tail, it creates “cognitive dissonance” in which
a woman’s brain tries to process why she’s been
rejected, and she subconsciously tries to win your
approval. Use this technique sparingly, however,
or you will simply be perceived as rude.
Use neuro-linguistic programming. Commonly
known as NLP, neuro-linguistic programming is used
by therapists to help get through blockages on a
subconscious level. It relies on linguistic ambiguity—
using phrases or words that sound alike but differ in
meaning, such as blow and below—to plant subliminal sexual thoughts in a woman’s head.
Should all of these tactics fail, the keen scholar
is best advised to seek a new study partner, as the
attraction is purely one-way.

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Many body language signals are gender specific.
If a woman is attracted to a man, she’ll expose her
wrists or palms to show vulnerability. She may also
play with her hair, jewelery, or, at a more base level,
phallic objects such as beer bottles. Women are also
prone to look at a desired mate from underneath the
eyelashes, showing deference to a man’s masculinity.
This is not a political statement, but rather a biologically driven response.
Conversely, a male who is drawn to a female will
emphasize his masculinity by taking up more space,
spreading his legs, or raising the volume of his voice.
He may hold his head in a more upright position and
stand up straighter to appear taller. Further, a male
who is in the presence of a potential mate may hook
his fingers into his belt loop, with his fingers pointing
downward, offering a subliminal clue as to where
he’d like to be touched.
Should at least three of these signals be in
evidence, it is safe to assume that the potential study
partner is willing. However, if only one or two signals
are evident, collect further data before initiating
sexual approach.

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courted, it is time to enter the physical realm. After
initial courtship, it is generally expected that
osculation will occur. The point at which the lips meet
is the moment at which you can first establish whether
predicted compatibility has a grounding in reality.
Should a kiss prove disappointing, and not the
product of poor technique, this is a solid indicator that
further research is unlikely to yield beneficial results.
Whereas technique can be corrected, a lack of
chemistry suggests a biological incompatibility.

anatomiCal struCture oF the
mouth and lips
It is worth considering oral structure prior to osculation, as the shape of the lips, mouth, and teeth can all
affect the compatibility of the kiss. Osculation is often
more effective between people with similarly sized
mouths and lips; otherwise, the partner with the
smaller mouth may find the experience involves
excessive levels of saliva around the lips.
In addition, partners with larger mouths may feel
that they are taking a dominant role, as their lips will
surround those of a smaller-mouthed lover during
kissing. While this may not be a problem if the person
with the larger mouth is content in a dominant role, it
is preferable to be able to assume both dominant and
submissive roles during the course of a relationship.
As with genital structure, first ascertain your own
characteristics before assessing those of the potential
field partner.

size and shape of the mouth
small mouth. Although small mouths are
generally deemed to be less sexually appealing than
larger mouths with fuller lips, this physical attribute
should not hamper sexual activity. However, a woman
with a small mouth may wish to avoid men with large
members, as oral coitus may be uncomfortable.

If a small-mouthed woman has a large vagina, and
thus requires a partner who is well endowed, different
oral sex techniques can be used to ensure her partner
is satisfied, and manual stimulation may form more of
a part of oral coitus than is standard. Ensure that lots
of lubrication is used, as this will help create the
sensation of oral penetration when teamed with a
pulsating hand.
Conversely, a male with a small mouth may find
extended cunnilingus tricky, particularly if paired with a
woman who has a large clitoris, as it can limit the array
of techniques that can be used and may necessitate
repeated extensions of the tongue. (The muscles of the
tongue can be developed by eating fromage blanc,
yogurt, ice cream, or other types of dessert using the
tongue alone. This is recommended as a solo practice
because it may look risible to observers.)
However, do bear in mind that small lips can be
deceptive. During osculation, the lips swell in the
same way that the genitals swell during arousal. As
such, a person who appears to have thin lips may have
medium-size or even full lips after an extended bout of
kissing, though this change is only temporary.

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medium-size mouth. Although women are
deemed most attractive if they have full lips,
research has found that a medium-size mouth is
more attractive than a feminine full mouth on a
man, according to professor Michael Cunningham,
University of Louisville, Kentucky. Cunningham
heads the Social Communications Laboratory, where
he and his students investigate social and evolutionary processes in romantic attraction and repulsion,
making him a name that scholars should pay
particular attention to.
A medium-size mouth should be acceptable for
most forms of coitus, unless a female with a medium
mouth couples with a man who has an exceptionally
large penis, in which case oral coitus may be limited.
As with a small mouth, this is easily dealt with by
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sexually appealing type of mouth, full lips convey
warmth and receptivity, a finding confirmed in
Cunningham’s research. In addition, by pursing the
lips, a woman sends out signals that she is sexually
open to advances. As such, many women try to
emphasize the size of their lips using lipstick, gloss,
and possibly even surgery.
Large lips offer a pillowy sensation to the person
who is being kissed, and they imply arousal because
they are naturally swollen. However, large mouths will,
by their nature, contain more saliva, which may make
the kiss wetter than standard unless the experience is
being shared by two large-mouthed people. This aside,
there is no sexual activity that is limited by having
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Fullness under Cupid’s bow. Research by
Dr. Stuart Brody of the University of West Scotland has
found that women who have a prominent tubercle of
the upper lip, the area just underneath the Cupid’s
bow, are more prone to climax through vaginal
penetration. However, this is only the case if it is
natural, and sceptics have argued that this could
simply be because women with full lips are deemed
more attractive and thus may have higher self-esteem
that feeds into the enjoyment of coitus. Regardl